postmature ejaculation

1. The act of nutting into a woman HOURS AFTER she's orgasmed.
2. The act of just being plain old gay.

Oh my god, Becky, I wish Freddy would just cum into me, but no, he's a man of postmature ejaculation! It takes 2 hours of pushing, and it makes me ache between the legs!

by Plisky March 2, 2009

Premature Retraculation

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.

Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010

extra-vaginal ejaculation

ejaculation not into the vagina but outside it in order to prevent pregnancy and STD.

He always practises extra-vaginal ejaculation lest she should get pregnant.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 15, 2014

Post mature ejaculation

When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.

Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.

by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

PED(Post Ejaculation Depression)

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating

After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).

by MARK JOHNSONS III April 20, 2018

Ejaculation station

When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop on it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.

Did you see that? He did an ejaculation station on that poor pig.

by tripod 8 November 1, 2018

ejaculation

Meaning 1:the action of ejecting semen from the body.
Meaning 2:achieving full potential to cum while watching porn

educational purposes only!!

Jimmy:Hey bro i just had an ejaculation.
Stephanie:EW JIMMY

by minecraft savage pussy slayer February 26, 2019