the register

A fictional register that has unlimited storage and eventually turns into a black whole and consumes everything around it. Can be used to describe things that stop working, disappear or go out of bounds

You're going to the register bro.

by zackrain November 17, 2020

Regist

The process you use with an item and a register to have it be regist-ered

"Gimme a second, I just need to regist this on the register"

"What the fuck are you talking about?"

by HazelTreeeee June 23, 2022

Registered turd

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.

That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.

by anonymous November 30, 2022

Register Princess

A convenience store work who complains about work but never leaves the register

Worker 1: bro eryka has been talking mad shit about how you do nothing
Worker 2: on everything that bitch is a register princess

by Ch0ccyM1lk September 26, 2022

Registered casanova

The real nigga who gets the most bitches

Ayoo mandem is a real registered casanova

by The realest casanova December 21, 2021

registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024

Register

(of a couple to be married) have a list of wedding gifts compiled and kept at a store for consultation by gift buyers.

"at the store's bridal registry single people can register for gifts even if they are not getting married"

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025