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Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025
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Advanced recon commando

A Term used to describe a person who is good at breaching.
Wow your a real Advanced recon commando
by ShacClO July 25, 2019
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Stealth Recon

When the internet goes out and the FBI does secret conspiracy plans that nobody can see
"trust me, guys, when the internet goes out... It's time for stealth recon."
by BeezaCM September 11, 2023
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recon of metallum

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Recon date

A recon date or reconnaissance date is a date with the only intention of becoming friends with a date in order to get invited to their social group events. E.g to find better looking options
I’m going on a tinder recon date with Dan tonight he’s not really my type but he may have some hot friends.

I’m going on a recon date with Lauren tonight she’s about a 6 but she may have a hot social group so I’ll become friends with Lauren in order to penetrate her social group
by Dseeva21 January 1, 2022
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Recon Shortstop

A man who is so communist that he doesn’t just miss one shot in rainbow 6 siege but misses all shots equally. He has control over madden and would give up his left nut for the Lions to win a super bowl.
Bro did you hear that Giggy fucked Recon Shortstop
by Dragonslayer45 October 20, 2020
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recon finger

The middle finger used for reconnaisance missions of the vagina.
Luckily, I got my recon finger up her snatch first and found the mouse trap.
by smedley333 December 13, 2023
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