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rectometer

A device used to measure the vibrations caused by a fart.
He scored 40 counts per second on the rectometer with that last fart.
by Meagre Shit August 20, 2014
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The Recommendation Paradox

We live in a time where options for the consumption of entertainment media is extremely saturated. We have never had more choice.

So much so, that the general person typically requires a significantly high level of encouragement from a variety of sources to reach the threshold of “giving in” to a recommendation by consuming the piece of media in question.

The problem is, the threshold is so high, that by the time one “gives in” they are often disappointed, as often no piece of media is able to meet the exaggerated levels of hype required to push the person to consume it in the first place.

Thus, the human race is effectively broken in our capacity to effectively deliver recommendations as there only exists two states. Underselling, and overselling.
“Jono has been telling me to play Hades like everyday for the past 6 months, I finally gave in and it wasn’t that good.”

“Well I guess that’s just the recommendation paradox for ya!”
by Maait96 February 28, 2021
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recombobulate

What you need to do in order to become comboulated after becoming discombobulated.
My desk had become a mess so i decided I had to recombobulate in order to get some work done.
by dennis fink July 11, 2007
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austerity recompense

I got an austerity recompense of Knicks tickets from that old guy because I didn't hook up with that girl he's macking on. Suhweet.
by madrastrans January 15, 2011
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recombobulator

a device which rearranges the central nervous system or molecular structure into another form.
After the troll mage sheeped the night elf warrior I used my recombobulator on him.to change him back into a night elf
by Hollie Hobbie September 27, 2007
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Trigger Rectomy

The operation you recieve after the injury you sustain from using a high power wash hose, or any trigger device for an extended period of time, which results in hand fatigue from holding down the trigger
Doctor : What seems to be the problem?
Patient : My hand is sore from hosing

Doctor: Your going to need a trigger rectomy
by MTBker77 June 22, 2010
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10/10 would recommend on Trip Advisor

Top-notch, could not ask for anything more, all you've ever wanted.
You know that girl Lara, she's a '10/10 would recommend on Trip Advisor' kinda girl
by CoronaBeerIsTheBomb May 6, 2020
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