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scrotal recall

The sudden recollection of long past memories due to testicular blunt force trauma.
I can't stop thinking about pet rocks... and my balls hurt. Scrotal recall!
by C. More Hedgpeth May 17, 2008
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Recalibrate

To change the meaning or interpretation of one's original message or statement when such message or statement has been determined to have been viewed or received unfavorably by the listener or audience to whom such message or statement has been directed.
President Obama, when reflecting on his recent statement that the Cambridge police acted "stupidly," remarked that he should "recalibrate" such a statement in light of the Professor's uncooperative behavior.
by BA from PA January 25, 2010
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recanize

"recanize foo'"
by Huxtable Kid May 22, 2004
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Boner Recall

The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.
Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.
by botoitchi March 1, 2010
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Turtle Recall

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.
Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"
by nickbaz92 March 11, 2016
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DTFE recall

Short for "Down to fuck everything" recall. Used in situations where you find some dumb bitch who's so out there (either crazy, stupid, drunk or all of the above), that she's down to fuck you and your friends. In that situation, every one of your boys you call/text to inform she's DTFE is on the DTFE recall list.

NOTE: The author of this does not advocate sticking your penis in any girl that falls into this category!
Guy 1: "Damn, this girl is such a whore. She'd probably blow and fuck everyone in the bar."

Guy 2: "Oh shit! Time for a DTFE recall."
by Lunch Box aka L-Beezy June 6, 2010
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The phrase my Biology teacher used to say to try to make himself look smart.

It is considered false by most professional evolutionists and biologists, however many high school biology text books still offer it as evidence for evolution. It claims that each embryo in its development passes through abbreviated stages that resemble developmental stages of its evolutionary ancestors.

It was first proposed by Ernst Haeckel about a century ago. Experimental morphologists and biologists have shown that there is not a one-to-one correspondence between phylogeny and ontogeny.
"When you go home and your parents ask you what you learned today, tell them Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" - Mr. Hanson
by Phrodu June 22, 2004
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