Ralph

A mystery of the most unfortunate proportions. Clue: panko....hahaha.

Does not communicate well, will most likely lie and hurt you and laugh about it. Ralph's are heartless.

Expects respect without showing any. Completely unforgiving of most things.
Ralph's are perfect!!

Loves polygamy.

Hey Ralph, how many wives you got now? 3?

by Tellinonyooo March 1, 2022

Ralphing

When a story is told which seems unbelievable or far fetched.

Stop ralphing, everyone knows you did it.

by Primo March 31, 2015

Ralph

What actor Marcus Toji refers to his genitals.

Would you like to pet Ralph?

by Crispitos September 4, 2003

Ralph

somebodys father who's a bit creepy and can often be described as "classic".

" Classic Ralph". Need i say more??

by bio08 June 27, 2009

ralph

v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter

n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter

I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.

I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.

by tmack41 December 15, 2008

Ralph

(Noun) Boob. Often referred to as Boobius in Latin.

Ralph est boobius.

by Bruce W. March 28, 2004

Ralphed

1). When you have wreaked the internet or WiFi connection...

2). When you tear the kitty (vagina) up.

1).I can’t get my WiFi or internet connection anymore here, you pulled a wreak it Ralph! You ralphed it up!

2). I wreaked it Ralph last night main. ralphed that kitty all up’

by GiglesFitz January 11, 2019