Ralph

A mystery of the most unfortunate proportions. Clue: panko....hahaha.

Does not communicate well, will most likely lie and hurt you and laugh about it. Ralph's are heartless.

Expects respect without showing any. Completely unforgiving of most things.
Ralph's are perfect!!

Loves polygamy.

Hey Ralph, how many wives you got now? 3?

by Tellinonyooo March 1, 2022

Ralph

The best word to say when you burp.

If feel a burp comin' on
*RALPH*

by The Guy in the Backseat October 24, 2018

Ralph

Ralph is a little midget who has short-man syndrome. He hates all of those around him and would be the worst teacher. Ralph is impatient and cannot deal with others opinions. Ralph is very unique and is ugly as hell. He has very small baby hands, which he uses to smack his students buttocks. Ralph comes from North American origin. It means vomit, which is quite true according to his personality. His personality makes other people sick and want to vomit, and even dig a hole, bury themselves and DIE.

"what teacher do you have?"
"ralph"...
"wow, best course of action would be to dig a deep hole and bury ones self"

by underlegs October 30, 2020

Ralph

What actor Marcus Toji refers to his genitals.

Would you like to pet Ralph?

by Crispitos September 4, 2003

Ralph

somebodys father who's a bit creepy and can often be described as "classic".

" Classic Ralph". Need i say more??

by bio08 June 27, 2009

ralph

v. unexpectedly releasing gas from your anus as a result of uncontrollable laughter

n. the gas that is releaseed from your anus as a result of uncotrollable laughter

I almost ralphed when he showed me what was in the bag.

I watch comedies alone, becuase I'm afraid of ralphing in front of people.

by tmack41 December 15, 2008

Ralph

(Noun) Boob. Often referred to as Boobius in Latin.

Ralph est boobius.

by Bruce W. March 28, 2004