RTFQL

Acronym: Read The Fucking Questlog

Usage: In an MMORPG, as an answer to a question about a quest that can be answered by reading its description in the details of the quest.

Noob: wHer do i turn in thise bat eyezz???
Everyone else: RTFQL!

by BKred October 31, 2006

RTFM

Read the fucking manual

Kid 1 "How do you side jump like that."
Me "RTFM."
Kid 1 "Whats RTFM?"
Me "Read The Fucking Manual, what are you dumb?"
Kid 1 "Sorry if I don't use internet slang in everyday life."
Rest of class "LOL"

by Drunkbum222 December 6, 2006

rtfmfm

Derived from RTFM
"Read the fucking manual, fucking moron."

<myg0tg0d> h0w d0 1 start 4n 4p4ch3 server1!1!!!!
<c00ld00d> RTFMFM

by Phyre February 4, 2005

RTFS

Read The Fucking Sticky

Guest: i cant find out where or how to start the game theres no icon nad im starting to not know what im doing... lol

User: RTFS. (Possible link to thread with stickies)

by An8BitWarlock July 26, 2005

RTFB

RTFB means "Read the ****ing binary". RTFS means "Read the ****ing source". If there is no source available, and your only option is RTFB, you are likely screwed.

Inspired by RTFM.

Q: "How does this program work?"
A: "RTFS!"
Q: "I don't have the source."
A: "Then RTFB!"

by oboeguy April 25, 2006

RTFM

"Rolling on the floor masturbating."

"C'mon Dan, RTFM!"
"Do you even know what that means?"
"Yeah, Rolling on the Floor masturbating!"

by RoyalEnfield2255 March 18, 2010

RTFOM

In the context of an automotive forum, "Read the Fucking Owner's Manual"

Q: Should I use 5W30 or 20W50 in my engine?

A: RTFOM!

by RTFOM July 5, 2009