v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.
Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental
retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These
people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to
people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.
Note applies to the following:
a) n00b1: Yo, ya know Freddy? That's a hell of a retard!
non-
n00b: You are clearly an insensitive and
illiterate person worthy only of constant ignoration.
n00b2: Hey yo, stop bein' a retard!
convertedn00b1: He's got a point, you
n00b (referring to n00b2)!
convertedn00b2: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
b)
n00b: Hah! How can you possibly "retard" someone? It isn't a vorb!
non-n00b1: Yes it is, and it's pronounced "verb".
n00b: Don't yo tell me what to do, yo mofo!
non-n00b2: Go to hell yo mofo!
convertedn00b: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.