Reuben

777 guy; the guy that's just so unique and isn't disliked by many people because of his creativity, intelligence, sense of humour, wit, refined good looks and general amazing-ness

Did you see that dude over by the door???.... Yeah he's a real Reuben,

by Bornonatuesday December 6, 2010

rubined

To put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a vagina in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a penis.

He was too drunk to have sex with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.

by peacepony August 20, 2008

rubing

1. The act of being a rube, or performing rubish acts.
2. The act of completing a rubiks cube (see 1)

"Tyler doesn't study much, he spends all his time rubing with that cube of his."

by D. Toccs December 27, 2008

Reuben

Reuben is the boy who makes me happy all the time. He has the most amazing personality you could ever think of. His family all support him. His life is quite messed up but he’s strong. I love him alot. Hes the sweetest, most caring and cutest person you could meet, you should meet a Reuben!

A: Omg i love someone and their personality is amazing

C: They must be a Reuben!

by Aestheticdevils January 26, 2019

Reubankle

A queer and extremely rare condition that affects the ankles, causing them to shrink remarkably and give the impression that the sufferer is actually hovering above his feet.

When infected with this disease one is exceedingly embarassed to display one's feet in public, and their countenance is often kept a closely guarded secret, sometimes even more so than that of the buttocks.

"Sebestian never takes his shoes off, even on the hottest days."

"Yes, I've noticed that. Perhaps he has reubankle."

by Alfiecake July 14, 2009

Reuben

Reuben is the best friend you will ever have. He will always have your back and will sacrifice everything for those he loves. Reuben is rather full of himself and likes to remind you how handsome and dashing he is. Reuben is easily swayed by a bribe but will remain true to his friends. He has many mood swings and gets upset and angry over small things. All his friends adore him and think he is the funniest and smartest guy they know. Reuben has a pretty good singing voice and boy does he know it. Reuben reckons he is Gods gift of perfection to the world but inside he thinks he is sad and worthless even though his friends know that isn’t true. Reuben’s biggest flaw is the fact that he has to be the best at everything or he will have a rage. If you ever lose Reuben then you will feel awful and if he dies then the world will stop working, Reuben said this a lot. He is a smexy devil and is a very nice guy ( even though sometimes he can be a horrible person) and he always gets rejected even though everyone loves him. Reuben’s favourite name is Jerome and he names everything and everyone this name and it drives them crazy

Wow he’s so cute and brave, what a Reuben!

by Skibbs January 13, 2021

Reuben

The pig who always dies at the end of Minecraft: Story Mode

It’s so sad when Reuben dies

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020