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reply-vasocongestion

Clinical term for message board blue balls, specifically when someone starts a thread and that thread is locked for whatever reason, before you can follow up with a brilliant reply and/or the joke's punchline.
Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.
by Seb-X April 4, 2008
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Reply girl

1: Really annoying females on YouTube who reply to any mainstream trailers, news, viral videos or any videos that attract a lot of attention. They are a new type of attention whore.
2: the real life jackoffasaur
Daddy: Son, I we need to have a chat. Have a seat over there and make yourself comfortable.
Billy: Okay, Dad.
Daddy: Son, there are people in this world who resemble that of a jackoffasaur. These annoying creatures are known as "Reply girls."
Billy: Why are you telling me about this, Daddy?
Daddy: So that you can defend yourself when you confront one on YouTube.
Billy: OH! Can I burn it?
Daddy: Why, yes, you can, Billy. Yes, you can.
by masterBETA May 10, 2012
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no reply bitch

When one has a tendency to read a message yet not able to reply to it.
"Hey Sally, did James get back to you about Sunday?"
"Nah, he's being a no reply bitch"
by Sxcbadbois September 13, 2015
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Replacement Level

Simply at a level that is easily replaceable.
Derived from the popular baseball statistic VORP (Value over replacement level)
It can be used to describe anything at a replaceable level; for instance, baseball players, women, or any type of product.
1. During his career, Carlos Baerga was a replacement level infielder.
2. That girl is replacement level, go to any college campus in America (besides John Jay University) and you'll find a ton of better-looking ones.
3. Due to the blurry picture and bad audio, the GE Minicam Pro is a replacement level webcam.
by Philliesfan311 March 22, 2009
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replaytv

A far superior DVR that is the rival of Tivo, but blows tivo away.
Lets watch the new soutpark on my kicking replaytv.
by ropergilson December 9, 2005
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replacium

The element from which politicians, jobsworths, Hollywood action movies, Animorphs books and IKEA furniture are made. Most people will find it impossible to notice or care about any differences between multiple things made of replacium.
"I can't really decide who to vote for. Any suggestions?"
"No. It doesn't matter. They're all made of replacium anyway. Whoever becomes president is going to bomb a Middle Eastern country, incarcerate dark-skinned people, and subsidise agribusiness."
by NorCur August 25, 2011
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Replyphobia

The fear of sending content into a group message where nobody laughs or replies.
Fam, please send something back in the group chat. I have replyphobia.
by Dirtydan May 21, 2015
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