gentlemen's relish

Something pleasing your substantial

After Al received oral sex from Xena, he exclaimed, "Isn't that just the gentlemen's relish!"

by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007

gentleman's relish

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.

Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.

by Chet von Wilkinson November 30, 2006

gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Butt relish

Butt relish is. Shit sperm and lube mixed

Last night. I looked on the bed and there was butt relish

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

Nose Relish

That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.

I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Stinky Relish

Stinky Relish: Relish that is considered Stinky by the Sri Lanka Stick Man.

Ranch man: "Jajdj"
Miner: "Ok! I'll mine the diabolical stinky relish!"
Ranch man: "Lunch."

by Stinky Relish Corp. November 23, 2024

Stinky Relish

Stinky Relish is the relish that the Sri Lanka Stick Man Finds Stench Worthy. It is mined in the world of North Carolina and is a part of the Stinky Relish Corp. Global Takeover.

Ranch Man: "ohbqwetfgluj"
Miner: "Ok! Don't kill me, I just need a break from mining Stinky Relish!"

by Stinky Relish Corp. November 23, 2024