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rehab undergrads

Individuals who have not “graduated” from a rehabilitation center because they are too addicted to something.
Y’all are too crazy, y’all acting like rehab undergrads
by Urban kid 5556 September 13, 2021
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Psychedelic rehab

a commune where long lost hippies go to re-connect with recreational drug use
Janis Joplin went to the psychedelic rehab after being released from jail
by Benjaminjohn0502 December 6, 2017
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rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.
Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"
by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023
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Rehab

A trashy girl who leaves her trash everywhere even under her desk and is two faced talks behind everyone’s back and mostly likely has bleached hair
Yo have you seen rehab today her hair is dried out from the bleach
by Youwontknowever23 May 15, 2023
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Rehab Bound

Some day this person has a very possible chance of going to rehab
"Yo Thomas is rehab bound man he overdosed again
by Rehabbound26 June 23, 2018
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Rehabed

Form of retardisation, to be become rehabed is to become special
See: Patrick Mahon after an intense studying session.

Via FB Chat: "Carly, I am actually rehabed."
by DDBBGG November 3, 2010
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dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic
amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab
by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021
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