Rebecca Black 

The lyrical genius who created the classic hit song "Friday". Her song swept the nation, her catchy lyrics, such as "Yesterday was Thursay, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards", clearly redefined our views on the days of the week. Her constant questioning about which seat she should take demonstrates the troubles of an average teenage life. She is one of the greatest artists since Mozart.

"What day is it?"
"Just ask Rebecca Black!"
"Oh..Thanks..''

Rebecca Black by AnaZach April 2, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A singer who takes two sentences to tell us she has to have a bowl of cereal in the morning.

REBECCA BLACK: Gotta have my bowl. Gotta have cereal.
LISTENER: Now why the heck didn't she just say, "Gotta have my bowl of cereal?".

Rebecca Black by Daedalus Suburbanus April 26, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A talented 13 year-old teen singer from California who became viral for her infamous and much-criticized song called "Friday".

So, have you heard Rebecca Black sing about Fridays? It was so awful.

Ahh!!! Rebecca Black's music hurts my ears so bad!!!

I thought Rebecca Black sings a song about 'fried eggs'. Oh, well, she is the worst singer of our generation.

Rebecca Black by BlackPlague99999 April 8, 2011

rebecca black 

I barely know who this bitch is....... But all twitter is talking about anymore is this girl. If you youtube her song "friday" & actually listen to it, you have a huge possibility of wanting to commit suicide right after. When she sings she sounds like there's a huge stick up her ass & she's in pain. In her song "friday", she repeats the fact that its friday & that you gotta get down on friday. Rebeccas friends eventually roll up in a convertible (her friends look like they're about 11) & can't decide which seat to take when there's clearly one in the back seat, right in the mother fucking middle. She does an amazing job of making people want to pull their ears off their head. i'd rather listen to my parents fucking for a day then listin to this song.

-Hey have you heard of rebecca black?
-Yea, she makes me wanna kill myself

Friday, friday, gotta get down on friday

rebecca black by cbenzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 7, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A teenage singer that sings about Fridays and buses. Her choice about which bus seat to take was harder than Rosa Parks's. She enjoys riding with the top down while a 13 year old drives and cutting to a random black singer for several seconds in her song.

Also, she is the proud holder of one of the most disliked videos in the history of Youtube.

Friend: Hey man i cant get Rebecca Black's friday song out of my head.

You: Think a bullet would help?

Friend: Yes!

Rebecca Black by GORILLADIX April 17, 2011

Rebecca Black 

A pre-teen who, for some reason, was given the chance to make a music video. Her single "Friday" has made many ears bleed and has probably the cause of mass suicide among those who were unfortunate enough to listen to her god awful song. Most likely because her voice is almost as ugly as her face.

The song has over 13,000,000 hits on YouTube because people like to share with others how awful it is.

Extremely auto-tuned, the song displays the greatness of the American School system when a portion of the song explains to us that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday.

Dude why did Mikey G kill himself last night?

Because he heard that song by Rebecca Black one too many times

Rebecca Black by IheartOSU April 7, 2011

Rebecca black 

The reason we can no longer look forward to Fridays or the weekend. The worst singer ever to make an official music video and have millions of hits on youtube.

Did you see that new song "Friday" by Rebecca Black?

I watched 10 seconds and wanted to rip my eyes out and destroy my ear drums.

Rebecca black by iceberg3366 April 3, 2011