99 Ranch

A place where you find the worst drivers and the scantiest bathrooms. People take up the whole aisle where you can't get passed. The shopping carts never roll straight and end up veering off to the side. People are very rude and disrespectful as they don't allow the ideal amount of personal space.

Homie 1: Yo homie, you ready to take your driving test at 99 Ranch?
Homie 2: Yeah cuh

by Rich Gucci Flex June 24, 2018

bunny ranch

The term bunny ranch refers to a brothel. Most famously the Moonlite/Moonlight Bunny Ranch/BunnyRanch (one word) located near Reno, Nevada. Though it's known for being near Reno, but it's actually closer to Carson City, Nevada, just over the county line outside of Carson in Lyon County. Prostitution in Nevada is ONLY legal through a licensed brothel, and brothels are illegal in Washoe County (where Reno is located), Clark County (where Las Vegas is located) and Carson City (which is a Consolidated Municipality, the city and county of Carson City). The owner of the Moonlite BunnyRanch, Dennis Hof, has owned it since 1993. Hof also owns another brothel that was Kitty's Fantasy Ranch when he purchased it, it is currently named the Love Ranch, but previously carried the name BunnyRanch Two after Hof's acquisition. I'll add some pictures of the brothel's signs over the years.

Let's go to the Bunny Ranch and get a little.

by urbandictionaryupdate July 23, 2015

Ranchdunk

A cursed event that only occurs once in a millennium. It's a gathering of senders for a weekend of straight consumption and dunking.

Ranchdunk is officially open for business

Pull up Ranchdunk.

by 3er January 19, 2021

Ram Ranch Appreciation Day

Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is exactly what it sound like, to praise the day Ram Ranch was released, just don't have too much fun with those 18 naked cowboys. Ram Ranch Appreciation Day is April 22nd.

Guy 1: Hey you know what today is?
Guy 2: Uhh, Tuesday.
Guy 1: No, it's Ram Ranch Appreciation Day !

by Finisher1216 May 3, 2019

raunchgoob

A raunchgoob is a person who gets excited by raunch. A raunchgoob will giggle like a school girl and generally act silly when thinking, talking, reading, or hearing about kinky, dirty acts and situations.

Mark: What are Preston and Gary laughing about?
Gene: They just saw that commercial for a new day spa, and it's called "Golden Showers"...
Mark: Those guys are such raunchgoobs!

by dnalabkram February 26, 2009

Ranchable

The ability or experiment in using the ranch condiment as a dipping sauce for various finger foods or sides. Testing the ranchability simply involves dipping the item into ranch. Then, if the taste is good, its ranchable.

Blake - "I don't want to waste my pizza crust, so I'm gonna see if its ranchable."

Jordan - "Did it taste good?"

Blake - "Holy balls! it tastes amazing, its ranchable for sure!"

by The man of the man3 January 23, 2010

The ranch

Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls

Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch

by The flower of your eye March 10, 2020