vietnamese quiche

The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.

“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”

“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”

by Teevmeister September 27, 2021

Velvet Quiche

A regal term for a woman's vagina

"Hey man, check out that velvet quiche"

by show us your pee pee September 11, 2009

quiche

a pie, not to be confused with quickie

i will have one quiche please

by ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? December 28, 2003

quiche

(v.) to be unable, avoid, or otherwise fail to meet a commitment.

Jack said he was coming to the gig tonight, but he's quiched.

by MythMoth January 11, 2009

man quiche

contraction of "manly quiche"
a type of quiche that can be eaten by straight men without any homosexual jibes being thrown at them.

"Okay, here's the stuff we gotta buy for the party. Write this down. Potato chips, pizza, Diet Pepsi, crackers, quiche for the girls and man quiche for the guys, salad, mayonnaise..."

by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

quiche

Pronounced "keesh" or "keeshed"

Adj - When there is nothing left to smoke in a spliff or bong.

Verb - When one finishes the last bit of a spliff or bong.

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Adj:

"Is there any left there?"

-"No, I think it's quiche."
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Verb:

"Do you want the last bit?"
"No, it's cool bro just quiche it."
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by GavinGavin January 5, 2008

quiche

When breasts are squeezed togther in a too tight top/bra.

This sports bra quiches me.

by BrandyCane June 11, 2006