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quiche-o-meter

A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).

The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
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Quitcher

A contraction for the words "Quit your". Used ONLY in the phrase "Quitcher bitchin'".
"Dude, there are maggots oozing from my anus!"
"Quitcher bitchin'."
by Mike October 25, 2004
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Queach

To stir, or move (an intransitive verb).
Don't queach when I'm cutting your hair!

It's 9am! Queach, or you'll miss your bus!
by mike40033 May 15, 2009
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Quiched

Ah shit man I quiched my car last night!
by Blackwasp646 April 28, 2016
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Quinch

One quinch is roughly equivalent to six earthly inches. The term was created to determine measurable snowfalls.
The number of August fogs will equal the number of snowfalls exceeding one quinch in the winter.
by Quincens December 21, 2008
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quiche

A slang term/alternate pronunciation of cash.
Tom: Old man Phillips burned down his own shop? Why the fuck?

Alex: Quiche.
by Inertient November 23, 2009
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quich

word meaning is known to only a select few of the Renegade Rho Beta Chapter of Sigma Lambda Beta International Fraternity Incorporated.
-Es tu noviaaa??
-Renegade "Y quiicccchhhhhh!!!"

-"quiicccccchhhhhhh!!!!"

-"insert whatever"
-"quich"
by PB Betas November 16, 2010
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