Slang for a situation suddenly escalating in a negative context. Synonymous to 'shit hitting the ceiling'.
Damian was on the verge of having a breakdown. The tipping point being an unsuspecting girlscout who just happened to roll over Damian's foot with a wagon full of ThinMints. Unbeknownst to her, that was the cherry on top a bad day, and that's when queso hit/on the carpet. Following suit was an onslaught of slurrs and obscenities that caused the poor girlscout's ears to melt off.
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Get the Quedoba mug.The smallest possible penis according to the current set of SI prefixes, smaller than even the rontopenis. A quecto penis is to a penis what a penis is to a quettapenis, making it one of the smallest objects in the known universe. Not even God Almighty can save a poor soul with a quectopenis.
Dude 1: What is it? Is my son okay?
Dr. Dingleberry: He would be, yes, but I'm afraid he has a quectopenis. We need to graft a proper penis over it to ensure he can urinate correctly.
Dude 1: FUCK!
Dr. Dingleberry: He would be, yes, but I'm afraid he has a quectopenis. We need to graft a proper penis over it to ensure he can urinate correctly.
Dude 1: FUCK!
by PhallicInternationale June 23, 2023
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Co-worker #1: You've been quiet in our meetings ever since the boss started attending. What's up?
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.
Co-worker #2: I've been nervous...I'm afraid of what El Queso Grande might think if I say what's on my mind.
by Endo the Great June 5, 2017
Get the el queso grande mug.The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
Get the Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin mug.Charlotte: Ew, that guy last night had some nasty pene queso, good thing I didn't sleep with him
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
Alison: Ewww, you're right, Nat used to go out with him, she said the same thing!
by Alisonyankee January 30, 2009
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