Quaranthick

The thickness of your body due to weight gain during coronavirus quarantine

Ima be lookin quaranthick in that outfit.

by Liljennyjen April 8, 2020

quarantine crazy

when you haven’t gotten fresh air In over 48 hours that you start to go insane inside your apartment. Usually after the 48 hours they start dancing to tik toks and stalk Charli D’Amelio’s account or watch 5 minute crafts until they go to bed at 4 pm.

Joe-*walks into apartment*

Josh- *doing the renegade*
Joe- wth are you doing?? It looks like your having a seizure!!

Josh- No you idiot I’m doing the renegade!!
Joe- oh shit not again, when was the last time you left this place?
Josh- umm 1 week ago?
Joe- oh shit he went quarantine crazy

by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020

Quarantine 15

Also: COVID-15

The 15 pounds you will inevitably gain as a result of being inside your house for months on end, with minimal opportunity for exercise, and food being the only cure for your chronic boredom.

“Wow, Corey sure did gain a lot of weight recently. I guess no one is immune to the Quarantine 15.”

by amevgeiger April 28, 2020

Quarancardio

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.

My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quaranteered

I am declaring the rights to this word:

V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quarantine syndrome

When your parents, ask you to go outside but due to coronavirus pandemic you want to stay home.

Mom: Jimmy its time for weekly shopping lets go!!!!
Jimmy: Mom, I got quarantine syndrome I can't go.

by IdubbzIsASimp May 19, 2020

Quaranteenth

A word used to symbolize the last time an action or event occurred prior to quarantine.

Man, I haven’t had a haircut since the quaranteenth.

by Eyebuyvinyl May 24, 2020