quarantine bf

it’s not about finding a quarantine boyfriend, it’s about developing strong feelings via text that you won’t be able to verify in person until June. “ima flirt with as many people as i can during this quarantine. what y’all gonna do?? come see me? LMAO”

I need a quarantine bf, im bored.

by Laurtuc March 18, 2020

Quarantine 2020

The Time where you can vibe and do whatever you want that doesn't include going outside.

Quarantine 2020 is playing animal crossing new horizons, binge watching stuff and then sleeping for long hours and then eating.

by TheBingoDingo April 6, 2020

quarantine goggles

Finding someone attractive who you normally would not due being locked up in your homes and not seeing humans in months.

Jim: Wow Mike don’t you think Susan Boyle was looking absolutely scrumptious in that new edition of Scottish Singers Weekly?

Mike: WTF Mike. Take off your Quarantine Goggles.

by Dank Frank April 30, 2020

quarantine cat

cats that were adopted during quarantine

Everyone is getting quarantine cats while stuck at home. Some worry what will happen to these cats after quarantine.

by wofew August 24, 2020

quarantine tight

When you're the tightest you've ever been because you've just gone without sex for the longest time ever as an adult.

"baby put your N95 mask on and lets meet up secretly for sex. I'm not just ordinary tight right now im quarantine tight"

by Harroubi May 8, 2020

quarantine fatigue

The weariness that comes from doing nothing. A sudden urge to become an outdoorsman. The need to be around strangers during an epidemic.

Many couch potatoes are having an acute case of quarantine fatigue.

by Professor grandmaster G April 28, 2020

hotel quarantine

Verb. "To completely ruin something beyond belief". Usually done by a dan andrews type of person. (See "Dan Andrews")

A bunch of guys attending a car smashup derby would say this.

Person 1: "Duuuude that car just got hotel quarantined!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know it no longer even looks like a car. Look! The wheels are over the other side of the auditorium!"

by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020