Spyware Quake is a fake spyware-removal program that actually is spyware in itself. It is characterized by a gray-silver program that says it removes spyware. Also, two alternate HTMLs come up called "Online Security Guide" and "Security Troubleshooting". These come up as green and blue shield symbols with checkmarks. Your computerwill continue to remind you that you are infected with spyware, even though these reminders are part of Spyware Quake itself. Spyware Quake is downloaded through VCodec.
Do not download VCodec, otherwise Spyware Quakewill appear on your computer.
To masturbate, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. To be done preferably during an earthquake. It can also be known as the quake hand.
(Though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
Follow these steps to success:
Step 1 - Hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (Not too tight).
Someone who is so GOD DAM FAT he creates a level 20.4 magnitude Earth Quake Thats Then Results in a Tsunami thats 3000 Feet tall and can destroy a whole civiliations with one step. If and when this Fat Fuck Jumps the Plant will crumble and kill everyone.