Sky purchase

a very epic simp

blimey thats a sky purchase

by SlevenLeven October 22, 2020

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

big kid purchase

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18

Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver

by aspenjames June 16, 2022

The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 22, 2024

Purchase Request

A fictional form often neglected in companies in favour of "Nah, we'll just swipe the company card—faster that way!"

Employee: Do we need a purchase request for this?

Manager: Nahhh just put it on the company card

by MethodicalPenguin August 26, 2024

piggyback-purchase

Refers to merchandise that you pick up for someone else while shopping for your own items, either because this other person is unable to travel to the store himself, or because he is not a paid member of the big-box outfit where his desired items are offered, and so he has asked you as a member to obtain the items for him at the warehouse's bulk-package discount.

I don't buy enough household consumables to justify the $89-per-year membership-fee that Sam's Club charges, so I just piggyback-purchase them through the large family down the street.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm January 20, 2016