purchase halo

The period of socially acceptable time after a purchase, in which to freeload.

For example, time in which to use wi-fi / tables / sockets / toilets in a coffee house or restaurant, which extends from the point of ordering of a meal or drink, to the point at which one is asked to leave or the (usually justified) passive aggression of serving staff becomes a distraction to work. Length of time is proportional to value of the purchase, size of tip and quality of your small talk or flirting, with said staff.

Bustling pointedly past my table for the 25th time in 10 minutes, the waiter eyed me unpleasantly and loudly mentioned to his colleague about how busy it seemed in here today. The purchase halo of my small filter coffee had long since dwindled below the locally acceptable dimensions: we were in the end-game now.

by coffeecoffeeblahblahblah September 9, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.

Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”

by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018

big kid purchase

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18

Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver

by aspenjames June 15, 2022

free gift with purchase

A slutty person who has an STD

She's like a free gift with purchase. She is such a whore and probably has something

by Duke diggler July 3, 2021

Purchase Request

A fictional form often neglected in companies in favour of "Nah, we'll just swipe the company card—faster that way!"

Employee: Do we need a purchase request for this?

Manager: Nahhh just put it on the company card

by MethodicalPenguin August 26, 2024

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023