Puffining

When baby puffins emerge from their nests in all their glory and cuteness. Typically from May to August along the coasts where they live.

I can’t wait to go to the puffining in Scotland this May. Puffins are the cutest birds ever.

by My_Name’s_Not_Greg_58302629 February 9, 2026

Puffing on a stogie

When you are holding onto a turd that has partially come out.

Sexual meaning;
the act of eating someone out from behind while they start to push out a solid turd.

Melinda: "Hurry up, I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants"

by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025

Puffing on a stogie

When there is a solid turd starting to protrude from your orifice, either over the toilet or in your pants.

Melinda: " HURRY UP! I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants!"

by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025

Puffing on a stogie

Sexual act;
When one is doing oral from behind and the other starts to release a solid turd into their mouth.

Dan: "I heard Paul was puffing on a stogie with Victoria the other night."

by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025

Puppeting

To use a dead animal (usually a small one) as a condom.

Bro 1: YO CAN I START PUPPETING YOU?
Bro 2: YES BRO! GET THAT DEAD SQUIRREL!

by PleaseForgiveMeLord August 6, 2025

Puffing on a Hoagie

Suckin a Dick, What you call someone you don’t like or who’s a superfag

*an insult*
“well how about you go puff on a hoagie.”

You’re a hoagie puffer.

Definition: “Puffing on a hoagie” meaning sucking dick

by biffsmallberry December 11, 2025

Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.

"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?

by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009