Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018

pudding ron

This is a nickname for Florida governor Ron DeSantis. The nickname was coined by Elliot and Ricky from YouTube channel Internet Today. It was coined after a story about Ron DeSantis eating chocolate pudding with three fingers instead of a spoon.

Pudding Ron is coming for your medicare.

by Magoo84 April 15, 2023

Pudding Knees

When you give a girl an orgasm and she gets up, for example: to get a glass of water and she is wobbly at the knees.

John railed his girlfriend so hard and her orgasm was so great, that when she got up to clean herself off she walked with pudding knees.

by tymer88 April 26, 2011

Pudding boy

A boy, or ugly girl, who's personality is marginally worse than their looks.

Cunt #1: I love her. She's perfect for me.
Other bloke : She's an absolute pudding boy you fucking cabbage.
Cunt #1: sorry ard
A passing stranger: you got the time please mate?
Cunt #1: time for you to fuck off pal.

by MenuMenuMenu September 23, 2016

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

pudding head

persons who have the ability to fuck up the easiest of tasks

hey pudding head your so thick you cant even shovel shit.

by paddyl August 22, 2007

pudding butt

A large sloppy ass that resembles the texture of pudding.

Miss Jones got that gigantic pudding butt.

by penis nose April 30, 2008