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When a male complies to ever single demand of his girlfriend or wife, and the female is in complete control of her man. A hen-pecked male will easily sell out to his woman and blow off his friends. Also see Pussy-whipped
First Guy: Damn. Fred blew us off again to go get bossed around by that bitch. He's so hen-pecked.
Second Guy: (Makes whipping sound) Yeah, he's whipped.
by Common Sense7 October 6, 2005
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Pucker Plugged

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A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.
Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.
by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015
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A steady stream of small, seemingly inconsequential or minor nuisances, which build up over a prolonged period of time and which, eventually, take their toll and exact a heavy price.
Raising children is like being pecked to death by chickens.
by D C King March 20, 2008
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packed up

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Pat: Damn man did u see that fight?
Juan: Yeah man u did get yo a$$ packed up!
by Myfakepackedup November 9, 2011
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badly packed taco

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Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.
"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab
by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
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The act of taking the tip of one's nose inside another person's rectum, and clenching the cheeks with all your might.
While I was eating out my girlfriend from behind, I received a Pucker Winston.
by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2011
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Puckerfuck

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Someone so uptight about sex (usually female) that they freeze upand don't move a muscle while screwing
Jimmy: "You get something off Lisa last night"
Dick: "Yeah, but she was such a puckerfuck I just jizzed and left"
by Ratmaster Bob April 7, 2017
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