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Prostitute in a Cup

A delicious brownie thats happens to be made in a small paper cup. Its a "prostitute" because you pay money to eat it out.
Jane: What's for desert?
Bob: A Prostitute in a Cup!
Jane: Oh! My favorite!
by ilovebrownies July 21, 2009
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rich prostitute

Pretty much a whore who once fucked a rich guy and after they fell in love and got married but the ex-whore who now is a wife and a possible mother, is beginning to be a bitch about everything and is a fucking alcoholic; so the rich man divorces her and as part of their divorce the snobby bitch gets good amount of money. unfortunately sh soon realizes that the money is not gonna last long since she's spending on drugs and alcohol the whole time so she decides to go back to what she does best and becomes a..... rich prostitute
WOW! look at that whore, she must be a rich prostitute, she's wearing a diamond ring
by sepsthebigS May 14, 2011
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penny prostitute

when a prostitute is so damn poor she will do anything for a couple of penny's
pimp a: ayo slim thug aint you see my hoe queentisha?
pimp b: aint no way she worth moe' then a penny prostitute
by lilwerm November 29, 2009
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Baby Prostitute

Prostitutes who are still naive enough to think they can cover up their shame and stench of bad decisions by pouring on perfume. They aren't hardened by their career choice they still have hope.
Nicholas walks through the office smelling like a baby prostitute.
by PinupVader January 31, 2014
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prostitute pimp-slap

the art of receiving oral sex and right before you blow your load you pull out a twenty dollar bill, nut on it and then proceed to slap it to the side of the slut's head, leaving a sticky, but financially rewarding result.
This bitch last night did such a good job blowin' me, i gave her the prostitute pimp-slap.
by akhlys December 29, 2008
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prostitute

A prostitute is someone who will love you no matter who you are or what you look like
Chef, what's a prostitute?
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
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Prostitute

Someone who will love you, no matter who you are or what you look like.
Sometimes a man needs to be with a woman. But sometimes, when the loving is over, the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk.

That's not why you pay a prostitute, no you don't pay for her to stay you pay for her to leave afterwards.

That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
by dark289 April 14, 2009
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