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B.A.S protocol

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When a homie has fallen for a female and only talks to her now, the boys must initiate B.A.S protocol and leave them alone together, this will make the fallen lad realize his mistake and come back to the boys. FDA tested and approved with a 100% success rate and 10/10 dentists recommend.
"Yo Dreagons simping for logan, it's time to initiate B.A.S protocol"

"Yes sir!"
by BallFondeler69 December 26, 2020
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The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
by ohiso.com October 13, 2006
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Ghost Protocol

When your penis is uncircumcised and unbonerfied and looks like Tom Cruise incognito in Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Bro, i saw your penis reported in ghost protocol when you passed out on your blackout birthday night
by The Don Dadadadad November 29, 2012
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internet protocol

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.
All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Kobe Bryant Protocol

When accused of sexual assault, be it true or untrue, the act paying off the alleged victim for their silence. Successful strategy employed by former and now deceased NBA player Kobe Bryant.
Antonio Brown should have just exercised the Kobe Bryant protocol when the victim requested just 2 million. He is worth so much more.
by Roman Legion October 24, 2020
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Ghost Protocol

When you fuck with a girl then completely block her out of your life and never talk to her again. In a sense of “Ghost”.
“Yeah he asked her for nudes then Ghost Protocol’d her”

“Dang he really ghosted that b***h
by Somethingthatscool May 31, 2018
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Protocol "YOLO"

Protocol "YOLO" Started as an inside joke on a Youtube Livestream from "TheRealCaw", Here after referenced as "Caw". Caw pledged to add Protocol "YOLO" to the NSA's security levels if he ever becomes president.
This is the current concept of Protocol "YOLO" written by Duncan van Vliet.
" Protocol "YOLO"; 1. Reschedule all class 1 drugs as legal. 2. All pharmacies are required to dump all their drugs to citizens within 2 hours(Especially cough syrup) 3.~Profit"
"Activate protocol "YOLO""~POTUS
"Yes mister President"~Head of NSA
by Flygon420 June 12, 2017
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