Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.

Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.

by Cromwelle October 7, 2022

Proto

Proto is short for Prototype, and is a nickname given the most handsome and sexy male you have seen. This guy would win the superlatives “best looking,” “best all around,” and “take home to mom” if superlatives were given to young professionals 20-40 years old. He’s so hot and all around great, that it is hard to believe he is real. Other males should strive to be like him.

“Proto, you look really hot today”
“Proto, do you want bacon with your French toast?”
“The guy on the stairmaster is a total Proto”

by BabyIbex May 19, 2019

Proto

A white scandinavian

What’s up my proto

by Big[cock] August 2, 2018

Proto-minchia

Hai mai giocato a YuGiOh? Hai mai visto la carta Proto Cyber-Drago?
Ecco, la prima volta che l'ho vista
Ho fatto: eh ok ma che vuol dire proto
E quindi siamo qui che parliamo

Chi proto-minchia sarebbe Debby Ryan?

by Protominchiatore July 31, 2020

Proto-Germanic

The last intelligible stage of the Germanic Languages like English, German, Dutch, Swedish, Icelandic, Gothic etc. Tough this language is not directly attested, it has been reconstructed using the comparative method, searching for common grammar and speech among a given language group. Proto-Germanic itself is a descendant of earlier Proto-Indo-European.

The Proto-Germanic term for "sun" is "*sunnǭ"

by Antyr February 26, 2024

Proto

A blatant clone of Super Why. This dude is the mascot of Protegent, an Antivirus that barely does anything.

Proto: I am Proto your security is my motto

by PrersomnGtuy346789 December 6, 2021

Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).

'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022