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12 year old prostitute

What you find when you go to skating rinks and under 18 clubs. They are usually skanky looking little girls who wear make-up and short skirts and hit on the 17-25 year old men present.
"Last night when I went to Skateland I found a swarm of 12 year old prostitutes."
by b121 August 14, 2006
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Prostituna

1. A whore with incredibly poor hygiene, such that her vagina smells like chicken of the sea.
Jade your such a prostituna. Go take a shower, you're giving Mike and Beth a headache.
by Fightclub11 September 27, 2009
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Goat prostitute

Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
by Blake Chastain December 30, 2008
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shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012
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watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin
by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018
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Prostiguantlet

A Prostiguantlet is the labyrinth of agressive hookers that aggressively come after you in Las Vegas between the hours of 4-7am.
Dude! Sh*t got crazy last night! It took everything I had to make it through the Prostiguantlet unscathed. I survived but I'm covered in glitter and I smell like a hooker!
by I am the Travis August 19, 2013
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Elbow deep prostate

Prostatic massage, also known simply as prostate massage, is a procedure in which a finger is inserted into the rectum to stimulate the prostate gland. The goal is to release excess seminal fluid (the fluid that mixes with sperm to create semen) from the ducts of the prostate gland.massage
by Heidi007247 October 17, 2020
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