Prostitution

NOT TRUE JORDAN! THEY ARE PERFECT WILLING TO ENGAGE IN PROSTITUTION IF IT ISN'T CRIMINALIZED.

Hym "AND EVEN IF IT IS THEY WILL STILL DO IT! THEY AREN'T THAT DISCRIMINATORY AND NEITHER IS YOUR SLUT OF A DAUGHTER. THEY AREN'T MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE. PROSTITUTION PROVES THAT YOU'RE WRONG JORDAN. BETTER LOOKING WOMEN THAN YOUR WIFE FOR $50."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

dignified prostitution

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.

Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

by southsider312 September 4, 2011

Modern prostitution

When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.

Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!

by Jim Royal August 28, 2013

Solicitating prostitution

Thomas kotalik saying

"please come to my office for a check up"

Its funny how thomas kotaliks allowed to lure minors to his office for sex with simply wonderful toys isnt that Solicitating prostitution

by Cody5050 May 19, 2023

Prostitwittion

The act of selling sex on twitter under the guise of an adult dating service or porn site.

I am not famous, so most of my followers on twitter are prostitwittion sites.

by TheTheTheMary November 10, 2009

Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful September 14, 2015

Prostipation

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

by Squatch111 November 11, 2017