Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful September 14, 2015

Prostipation

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

prosticutor

A legal zealot who either poses as a "customer" in order to entrap streetwalkers so that said zealot can subsequently press illegal-propositioning charges against them, or offers sexual favors to court-personnel and/or plaintiffs/defendants in exchange for their "cooperative" testimony or other ethically-questionable actions.

I try to avoid legal entanglements at all costs, since I know that there are so many prosticutors out there.

by QuacksO November 24, 2017

Prostipation

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

prositution recruiter

a person that works for a call girl agency,legal brothal,pimp ect. that goes to different parts of the contury trying to recruit women that are likely to make good prostitutes.

John is a prositution recruiter.

by Deep blue 2012 October 24, 2009

self-prostitution

When you pay yourself $20 to give yourself a sad handjob

Friends: Hey what are you doing Friday
You: Oh, it will be a fun filled Friday full of self-prostitution and my jackintosh

by DankMaster420Blazin' March 27, 2017

Prostitition

A petition supporting prostitution.

Did you sign the new prostitition yet?

by Alex Way May 23, 2008