White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.

This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.

by Tairoa June 12, 2020

Schizo-Pressed

Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

"Bro's getting Schizo-Pressed, nobody was even talking to him" Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

by Chodejuicer87 August 3, 2023

Prissed

Proud and pissed at the same time.

My son realized how improved his German had become when he blew a 1.1 on the breathalyzer and could still communicate with the German officer. Not sure if I should be pissed or proud. Or, both at the same time. I am prissed.

by SkyBucket March 27, 2020

prosser

Prosser, or Master.P is the head of a well organised group of friends who have formed and run a civilian police organisation similar to the A-Team. Other members include Hemmch, Woodrow and Cheema.

This situation is getting out of control, someone get on the blower and call prosser and the P-Team

by Master.P May 13, 2005

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

Pressed Rat and Warthog

When a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) Tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the buttcrack (Also known as a Fruitbasket)
2.) Pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of glass thus achieving a "Pressed Rat and Warthog"

I.E. Exactly the same as a Fruit Basket but pressed against a pane of glass

Yeah, at first I was just going to moon Larry but I decided to give 'im the old Pressed Rat and Warthog on his driver side window.

by Curtis Baby September 19, 2008

prosser

Noun. A small furry meerkat-like animal that invades ones home or dwelling and builds small burrows into which it lures young girls with eating disorders and forces them to fold t-shirts and perform other menial sex acts.

1. "Ooooh, look over there, there's a prosser on the roof. Look at its curly hair and furry feet."
2. "Lets go to the zoo and watch the prosser feeding"
3. Scene from horror film
Girl 1: I have a bad feeling about this house, somethings giving me the creeps.
Girl 2: I reckon the basement is the safest place, don't you
Girl 1: Maybe, but i think i saw a prosser burrow earlier, we could be walking into a trap.

by monkeyferret April 22, 2007