Piss Prophet

People who determined if a woman was going to have a baby in 14th century by studying her... uh... urine.

Piss prophets are not good people. Studying your piss to see if you will have babies? Yikes.

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

Voodoo Prophet

Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.

David Koresh was a real Voodoo Prophet. He lead many of his followers straight to their deaths.

by bobojangle September 12, 2015

Prophet YHWH

The true name of the first Adam on earth.

The Prophet YHWH is the supreme being who went from spirit to man and created everything on earth.

by The Covenant Messenger September 14, 2021

Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.

The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

dope prophet

A cool, nice, awesome person who talks about God.

The charismatic young man could deliver a sermon like a rock star, he's a dope prophet.

by BossdaddyW November 24, 2016

Prophets of Rage

The second coming of Rage Against The Machine

Person: Have you heard about Prophets of Rage?
Me: Yes they are amazing

by GGWPizza May 14, 2018

The Prophet Yahweh

Mentioned in the book entitled, 'The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor' as the first man to live on earth. The author, The Prophet Naziyr, writes that "The Prophet Yahweh" lived twice on earth already (1st appearance: Genesis 2:4-7 & Sura 2:30-33; 2nd appearance:Deuteronomy 18:18-19 & Isaiah 53:10), but known to us as Jesus Christ, son of Mary.

"The Prophet Yahweh" is God in the flesh.

The first man on earth was "The Prophet Yahweh."

by The Covenant Messenger September 15, 2021