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Professional Wrestling

A type of entertainment loosely based on the sport of wrestling; the athletes are real, the pain is real, the blood is real, but the mathches and the outcomes of matches are planned ahead.
The professional wrestling match between the Hardy Boyz, the Dudley Boyz, and Christian and Edge was very entertaining, especially when Matt Hardy and Bubba Ray Dudley fell through the four tables together.
by ibeamee March 23, 2004
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professional virgin

noun: a woman who flaunts her "pureness" in public while sucking cock in private. Her image would be sullied if it were revealed that she was just like everyone else in her peer group (sexually active). Could also apply to a man, I guess, but how many guys brag about being a virgin?
the following are examples of celebrity women who could be accused of being professional virgins-

circa 1982-"Hi, I'm Brooke Shields, and I never, ever have sex with anyone! I'm saving myself for marriage!!" (doggy style? ok, Andre!!)
circa 1998-"Hi, I'm Britney Spears, and I'm as pure as the driven snow!! I don't let a boy go all the way with me ever! I'm waiting until I'm married!!" (ok, Justin, but let me mouthwash first. I can still taste your cock.)
by earpuller September 17, 2005
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professional cheater

1. One who finds ways to obtain answers to tests other than through one's own personal knowledge
1a. Specifically, one who cleverly uses the other side of a scantron to read
the answers during a makeup test, fooling everyone
2. One who does not feel the rules every student must abide by apply to him/her
3. One who, in the event that a major cheating ring he/she was in charge of gets busted, finds a way to be the only person not officially blamed
4. One who always has an aliby or a reason as to why any suspected cheating was a misunderstanding
4a. If all else fails, one who will bring in his dominating mother and/or lawyer to settle things with the high school administration
There are a few good cheaters in my high school, but only one professional cheater - he was simply disgusting.
by His loyal jester September 30, 2006
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Professional Wrestling

Robert says he knows Professional Wrestling is fake, but still enjoys watching the WWE for the athleticism and entertainment value involved in the performances
by Ogre man July 7, 2020
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Professionally priced

The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.
Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
by Charles R jr. July 11, 2007
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professional rapsman

In a sea of inarticulate "rappers", it has become neccesary to delineate individuals skilled in the art of writing and performing rap music with this term, in order to seperate them from the inane blathering fools yammering on unintelligibly.
ex. "I tell ya what son, that Presidential Powers is an absolute Professional Rapsman, did you hear th lyrics in the second verse? Wooo!!!
by PrezzyPow May 2, 2015
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professional snuggler

A person who's hustle is snuggling. A platonic service offered to touch deprived people in exchange for that money.
This busy business man prefers to fall asleep snuggling a pretty girl instead of a pillow so he calls me, a professional snuggler.
by Snuggle Angel December 15, 2016
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