Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009

Proax

Actions of tactical media intended to raise awareness about problematic social issues. More sophisticated than a prank, more ethical than a hoax, a 'proax' is well-conceived and executed, culture jamming public event that uses deception to uncover a deeper truth, make an artistic and/or political statement, or expose criminal behavior.

The Yes Men's Andy Bichlbaum appeared on television news posing as a representative of Dow Chemicals, claiming that Dow planned to compensate the victims of the Bhopal disaster by liquidating Union Carbide and using the resulting $12 billion to pay for medical care, clean up of the site, and funding of research into the hazards of other Dow products. The proax cost Dow billions of dollars in stock losses.

by vulgarboatman July 10, 2010

prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.

After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing

It’s something a big white Jewish dude would enjoy watching with his gf.

Damn, why is Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing so god damn good.

by Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing August 25, 2019

Rectal Prolapse

A young Scotsman who likes to drink beer and party hard, and who fights oppression on the internet. A close personal friend of Hairybudda, although not a fan of genital piercings and certainly not a raving homo.

Oh, shit let's go to another web site, Rectal Prolapse is here :(

by Mr Super Duper July 16, 2008

Prolapsed Anus

On the very day of July 9th, 2022, an incident that we will never forget occured.

Person A - Oh my god have you seen that one Howey posted of a prolapsed anus-

Person B - YES SHUT THE HELL UP I'VE SEEN IT AND NOW ITS A PERMANENT IMAGE IN MY MEMORY DON'T EVER FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN

Person A - Jesus christ, it's not that seriou-

Person B - IT IS

by Izucktoes4l!!fe August 7, 2022

proland

it mean Poland, Poland is a country in centre europe.

AA: Where you from m8 ?
BB I from P(r)OLAND (can be ProLand too)

by Rassta March 30, 2008