progressive metal

A long hand way of writing "good metal"

Dream Theater are progressive metal.

by Smo_absolute October 24, 2006

Progressive income tax

The more money you make, the higher taxes you pay.

Antonym: flat tax

We need to make taxation more progressive and raise taxes on the wealthy.

by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005

Heart Progress

An annoying pedophilia group who gets butthurt when called fat. Compare them to Nazis and North Korea for maximum lulz.

Heart Progress is reason enough to bring back the Black Plague.

by j0hnd03man January 9, 2018

Progressive Republican

An imaginary being in the political world. This being is a man, a Republican, who has progressed the United States into a forward direction politically, economically and financially. Unfortunately, none are known to exist in the world.

-Did you hear man? We got a progressive Republican as our Governor.

-Yeah. Too bad they don't exist.

by Maxatronz January 12, 2010

Progressivism

Commitment to the belief that every culture has value, except one's own.

Progressivism began to displace Liberalism as the defacto ideology of the Left, beginning in the 1970's.

by CodeWarrior March 14, 2017

Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

by MommypigSnortSnort October 15, 2020

Procrasti-progress

the act of getting lots of useful but unimportant things done in order to avoid one un-pleasant task.

I had a great procrasti-progress day. I cleaned the house and my car but didn't get anything done about my taxes.

by Yukonruby March 4, 2010