Procrasturbate 

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate

I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate

Procrasturbate by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021

procrasturbate 

the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition

Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.

procrasturbate by KtownBrian November 8, 2021

Procrasturbate 

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

Procrasturbate by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023

procrasturbate 

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

procrasturbate by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023

Procrasturbate 

To put off doing something important by doing something pleasant

I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.

Procrasturbate by BoardGameGuy August 7, 2023

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009