Procrasturbating

Masturbating in order to avoid attending to one's responsibilities.

"I gotta stop procrasturbating and get some homework done. I'm getting sore anyway."

by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009

procrasturbating

The act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.

by illusion of the pants April 19, 2010

Procrastilaxing

The process in which you procrastinate for so much time that you actually take the time to relax and fully enjoy the matter of doing absolutely nothing at all.

"Because if you're not gonna get shit done anyway, you might as well enjoy the break."

Man 1: Check out Steve man, that tool isn't getting any work done at all. He's pretty much sleeping at his damn desk!

Man 2: That dude is the master of procrastilaxing.

by 3Fisted April 8, 2010

procrastineating

The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.

Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating

by Princess Phoebe June 7, 2011

procrasturbating

Variant of procrastinate, but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of procrastination. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “Procrastination is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”

Even though I'd seen Dirty Dancing twelve times before, I could've sworn this 13th viewing was the best. Then I realized I was procrasturbating, my midterm is still tomorrow morning, and now I want to puke.

by CAATAD February 20, 2008

procrastibation

The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.

I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.

by searchlight June 9, 2011

Procrastibation

The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.

I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.

by Kyzer13 August 11, 2009