Skip to main content

Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.
John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"
by TChao November 12, 2013
mugGet the Procrastibatemug.

Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017
mugGet the Procrastibationmug.

Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.
'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017
mugGet the Procrastibationmug.

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.
Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!
by CJ Moose January 14, 2016
mugGet the procrastibatingmug.

Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.
Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
by jerrie006 May 11, 2014
mugGet the Procrastibationmug.

Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
mugGet the Procrastibatemug.

Procrastibating

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."
by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017
mugGet the Procrastibatingmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email