Tess Procrastinator

A Fucking piece of Little shit that does nothing in their fucking life.

Hey I’m a Tess procrastinator

Don’t talk to me

by Doorhandle52 March 22, 2021

Procrastinator

To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.

The procrastinator decided to DIE... And of course procrastinate.

by TheManWithAPlan September 15, 2013

Procrastinator

Somebody who's supposed to be doing something productive, but chooses to look up what Procrastinator means in the Urban Dictionary.

You are a procrastinator. Get back to work you procrastinator!

by IHaveAbortedDreams August 5, 2020

Procrastinator

Eva.

"Sir, what's a procrastinator?"
"Well Timmy, just take a look at Eva. She is the human embodiment of procrastination."

by sylar May 12, 2014

Procraptinator

Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.

"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."

by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016

procraptinator

Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.

I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.

by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016

Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.

Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017