Judas Priest

An interjection used in place of "Jesus Christ!" in order to be less offensive.

(yelp! yelp! yelp!)
"Judas Priest, Timmy...we bought you the blow-up doll, now leave the damned dog alone!"

by Nick D November 9, 2005

PrivMSG

Abbreviation for "Private Message"

See also: PM

Example:
<Shinosuke> OMG! I got a PrivMSG! I didnt know I have friends!!
<Shinosuke> Hmm.. let me read it...
<Shinosuke> . . .
<Shinosuke> ... it's just someone asking me to go to hell :(

by Shinosuke May 13, 2004

Priestly Fuck

1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin.

2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.

1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?"

"Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over."

2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?"

(The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.)

Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself"

(Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief)

Tom- "Priestly Fuck!"

by MagickDio May 20, 2010

catholic priest

1. pedophile, child raper
2. male member of the Roman Catholic Church hierarchy

Man, I saw this loli walking around outside unattended. Lucky for her I'm not a Catholic Priest.

by filipino phil September 27, 2010

Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.

After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"

by xctx February 26, 2009

Miranda Priestly

1. The HBIC of the movie, The Devil Wears Prada (2006).

2. Embodies the definition of fierce.

3. Used as a threat to get what you want in a subtle, but terrorizing way.

She will Miranda Priestly the shit out of you if you don't have her coffee as hot as the center of the sun.

by regalforeground June 28, 2010

Prixess

A fabulous, pretty, and the everything girl. Almost like princess, but even better.

Username: Prixess_101

I'm a prixess not princess.

by Prixess April 22, 2008