The attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have sex with/date said guy.
Eddie: Hey David, how do you feel about Becca?
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
by afriend22 October 6, 2010
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BOY 1: "Dude, my new girl has a younger AND older sister that look just like her but even hotter! And her mom ain't too shabby, either."
BOY 2: "Yeah? That MILF I'm banging on the slide has three daughters that I'm planning to go all Matryoshka Principle on."
BOY 2: "Yeah? That MILF I'm banging on the slide has three daughters that I'm planning to go all Matryoshka Principle on."
by modoklover March 4, 2010
Get the Matryoshka Principle mug.A term of Russian origin denoting the phenomenon in which an individual of moderate attractiveness achieves impressive success with members of the opposite sex while located in a developing country by virtue of not being a chauvanist wife-beating drunk.
My friend Josh is in the Marines and he's in Djibouti right now. He's definitely a shining example of the Styopa medlock Principle over there.
by Dimitriy Sergey'ich May 4, 2006
Get the Styopa medlock Principle mug.When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.
What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal
by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011
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by victor999 August 24, 2011
Get the toilet principle mug.Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.
The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.
by Intelligence001 March 6, 2017
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Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!
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