Optimus Prime

An immortal robot from outer space, he has come back to life a million fucking times and loves saying the word hour in a fucking sentence. He also can't stand 5 seconds without an introduction.

I am optimus prime, leader of the autobots. Will you assist us in our darkest hour?

by wEirD RanDo March 27, 2021

Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

Cocktronamus Prime

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.

Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!

by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

Sisyphus Prime

The main boss of P-2 Wait of the world in the game Ultrakill, known for the reputation of constantly whooping the player's ass and giving them thoughts to quit. for more information check the actual Ultrakill Wiki

"what's the boss that come after minos prime?"
"sisyphus prime."

by cock sucking prick May 17, 2023

Thotimus Prime

A girl who is in fact a Thot, (that hoe over there) who leads other girls into the Thot life. She shows them her ways while recruiting more thots for her cause. She also carries the thotobot matrix of leadership

Guy 1: Aye bruh you see that girl, she fine as finuck!
Guy2: Nah bruh, thats thotimus prime, she aint loyal for shit!

by SwigSwag23 April 23, 2015

Cocktimus Prime

A giant cock, too large and powerful to be called Cockzilla. It is the Cock of Cocks.

Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.

by Bigg Sexxxy November 15, 2007

Metroid Prime

A very good game, with revolutionary level design..which unlike most games, levels are not friggin SYMETRICAL!!Surprisingly many games use symetrical level designs. It won awards for that so don't argue

The best friggin game of 2002; It is my intention to play metroid prime for several hours

by Trogdor June 19, 2003