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fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
by but for October 1, 2017
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Suicide prevention month

Suicide prevention month is on September, many people say its “no simp September” as a joke. When this month really isn’t. It’s disgusting to see people joke about this month, people need to get a new sense of humor.
“It’s suicide prevention month, not no simp September!”
by Jschlattsjuicyass September 4, 2021
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Prevent Bad Juju

You don't want bad juju, that's whack. If you can receive a blow job from the person you love you can prevent bad juju.
by SomeFunGuy December 27, 2019
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preventative stalking

When you stalk someone online after they make contact with you, you know, just to be sure they aren't some weird stalker type
No, it's not weird that I looked at his photos from two years ago, I was just doing preventative stalking
by carlydan February 2, 2015
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Preventativly

To take action for the future and prevent a failure
Jonathan preventativly changed his brake pads before they wore out.
by Izzyburgh May 7, 2018
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Preventsplain

pri'vent'splein verb.

gerund or present participle: preventsplaining
i. (Of a Prevent practitioner) explaining (UK pre-crime policy of Prevent) to someone, typically an academic, in a manner considered condescending or patronising.

ii. Prevent practitioner explains Prevent anecdotally "we've done so much good!" while dismissing any other viewpoints or academic evidence to prove otherwise.
"I'm listening to a Prevent officer preventsplain to a Muslim how to feel about being falsely referred as an extremist."
by pocacademic December 3, 2018
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Preventh

Preventh is a sexy beast
by PV48 November 21, 2021
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