Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.
Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.
by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014
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A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.
I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!
by PF Jonny August 31, 2014
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two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.
ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.
by TallPeniz February 4, 2009
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when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.
"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."
by pretzelmaker1234 October 4, 2015
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Like a mushroom stamp, but after you have anal sex and have the poopy dick you slap your poopycock on her face.
"Im gonna pretzel stamp that ho"

"Bitch got my dick all poopy, so I pretzel stamped her face"
by screamingdeal October 31, 2014
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when you are hooking up and the guy sticks his finger up the girls ass.
I was shocked when ben gave me a chocolate pretzel but i kinda liked it, sweet but salty.
by lobstertesticles March 16, 2017
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When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not
Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe
by Jon93 May 5, 2016
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