To panic prematurely
When Bob was sent out of the office from his boss, he suffered from prematurepaniculation, thinking he was fired, but in reality, he just needed to get the newspaper from the front of the office.
by HGuitar May 26, 2015
Get the Prematurepaniculation mug.This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.
Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008
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Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.
James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me
Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?
James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?
James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex
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Get the Premarital Sex mug.While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.
by Gustache May 18, 2007
Get the Premature Jibulation mug.When having your pictures taken by multiple cameras, the premature eflashulator is the person who: a) takes too many photos in rapid succession, b) takes pictures out of turn, resulting in photos where everyone is looking away, c) solely takes pictures for the purpose of blinding people with the flash, or any combination of the three.
Joe: Dude, taking Prom pictures would've been a blast had it not been for Ashley's mom.
Sam: Yeah man, she's a severe premature eflashulator. Her pictures are going to look really good -- if she wanted 26 pictures where everyone is looking at other cameras.
Sam: Yeah man, she's a severe premature eflashulator. Her pictures are going to look really good -- if she wanted 26 pictures where everyone is looking at other cameras.
by jmath19 June 12, 2011
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by Premsai December 27, 2017
Get the premsai mug.a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 11, 2006
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