Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

Pretzky

Paulo Adriano da Silva, Jr., known professionally as Pretzky, is a Brazilian recording artist and songwriter. Born and raised in São Paulo, he began singing at around the age of fourteen, when he formed the hip hop group Warmie (2008-2013) with fellow rappers MC Bei and ThanksJay in 2008. They released their singles “Bad Girl” and “Samba-Sambô” in 2011 and 2013, respectively. Pretzky left the group in December 2013 to pursue a solo career.

Pretzky is a Brazilian recording artist and songwriter.

by jimcollin85 August 15, 2017

These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.

Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009

preius

To continually hop on the wrong buses and miss your stops.

Damn I preius the wrong bus and missed my stops!

by yky017 April 15, 2010

Pretzel Day

The only day of the year that Stanley is happy

There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day

by KevinMalone69 November 14, 2018

Mango pretzels

Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.

Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?

Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.

Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?

Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!

by Soulxls June 16, 2020

pretzeling

v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.

You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.

by Aaron and Heather August 3, 2006