Preteen

11 to 13 year old girl (or all girls in junior high) who enjoy stuff like hannah montannah and highschool musical and flame you on the internet for not like them making you wounder "wheres this childs parents?" or make accounts on places like deviantart,myspace,facebook, an youtube when they are to younge and lie about there age (like a 12 year old girl has it that shes 16 )they also are defined as bieng "Fangirls" to fictional characters (including cartoons) and will flame you if you dont like it. fall in love with fictional characters and noob teen stars. wanna be teens (preteens)also steal make up from their mothers purse all over their face caked up an think thier some how "sexy" but really look a hot mess Some preteens(not all) when they turn the "magical" age of 13 they believe they are and adult and tend to belive they know everything some may even challenge older experienced teens (15+) and adults and try to show off and act like a bitch the girls . they may ware stuff that to old for them to catch older teen guys. and that is to inapropriate for someone their age again you thinking "where is this childs parents?" they think its cool to have highschool boyfriends and will sometime make fictional ones and lie that they have one to make them look better and cooler. and if it is true ( then the guy is a really gay perv)

is also the stage were kids are pressured alot and do to the bullys lack of self confidence, and ignorence. usually bullies will threaten everyone else in the grade that they will beat you up and that their tuff but really if you hit them a couple times they will cry and run away llike a little bitch.

examples of preteen syndrome are..

"SHUT UP!! im thirteen i can do what i want!!"

"FUCK U!! hannah montannah is AWSOME!!"

"Edward cullen is my BOYFRIEND!!"

" O.M.G like i bought this miley cyrus shirt with her on it!! its so cute i look so hawt!!"

teen1: omg LOLZ!!!! look at that little preteen

teen2: LULZ!!! SHE THINKS SHES HOT LOOK HOW SHE WALKING!!! XD FAIL

by thrthornedredrose July 9, 2010

Preteen

Girls who ansewer the phone like this:
Caller:Is your mother home?
preteen:nooooooo,can I take a message?
caller:uch ica loco
preteen:oooohhhh, no oblis espenol'a
Preteen:can I get your name?
Caller: joe Nokotes
Preteen:is that with a C or a K?

They also babysit
and are teachers pet

"that girl is a preteen"
Babysitters club

by mike mcloor September 26, 2006

preteen

a prepubescent child who thinks sex is cool and never uses a condom
the primary carriers for AIDS, chlamydia and...every other std.
a fucking idiot
the reason facebook, twitter and all other social networks all end up failing
dumb bitches who think mirror pics are cool

I deleted my Facebook because preteens keep playing fucking dumb ass games on it

by FuandUrlife May 18, 2011

Preteentious

noun; adjective: Pop culture that is over-appreciated by preteens that look down their un-knowing noses at anyone who doesn't "get it."

Dad A: I had to go see Les Mis again. Five times, now.
Dad B: Mine's addicted to Twilight and Hunger Games.
Dad C: I had to go to see Justin Bieber.
Dad D: It wouldn't be so bad except they're so preteentious about it. Make one peep about not wanting to see the same movie 9 times and suddenly I'm a horrible parent.

by Karaoke Joe April 6, 2013

Preteen

A bunch of salty little assholes who like to try and be older than themselves, always try to look/act “special” and “unique” when in reality they’re just idiots who need to pipe down and not act like everyone cares about them

Preteen Girl: No, I don’t like that band, I like THIS band because I’m my own person and nobody can influence me
Literally everyone else: Well, that’s great and all but it’s literally what you like, nobody is trying to get you to hop in their van or anything

by Your Uncle Marvin November 25, 2019

Preteenophobia

Someone that has trouble with dating kids over 12. preteenophobes are usually teenagers that reside within the same school as the victom and stalk them aggressively. also people named Noah

Noah has preteenophobia!

by Noah statt January 25, 2022

Preteen

A preteen is a child age 10-12 stereotyped to be cringe but we’re not

Stereotype preteen OMG did you see the new jeans song ya it’s so swagy real preteen did you guys see what one of the boys did yeah it was so disgusting

by Bru 11 December 7, 2023