A shit console that came from Bill Gates' arse and shud be shoved back up there manually. Copies every PS2 and GC games because it cant make any proper game of its own.
by Duckman D October 01, 2003
A disease that someone can get during playing undesirable Grand Strategy Games made by Paradox Interactive.
This is commonly contracted from one to another by playing Hearts of Iron 4 and getting someone to play Hearts of Iron 4.
The symptoms one can get from Para-Pox is the following: Sudden political ideology change, sudden extremism, isolation from others, and having large overreactions over small things.
The stages of Para-Pox follow like this: Stage 1, slight aggression to others and more ranting about politics, hard to see at first. Stage 2, more aggression and starts to have a political ideology switch, more noticeable. Stage 3, large aggression and complete political ideology switch, commonly rants about politics, incredibly noticeable.
They are possible mutations where it stunts at Stage 1 or very early Stage 1 however suddenly bumps up to Stage 3.
The only cure for this is to convince them to play a better game while they are in Stage 1 or early Stage 2, if they are in Stage 3, it is impossible to cure them.
This is commonly contracted from one to another by playing Hearts of Iron 4 and getting someone to play Hearts of Iron 4.
The symptoms one can get from Para-Pox is the following: Sudden political ideology change, sudden extremism, isolation from others, and having large overreactions over small things.
The stages of Para-Pox follow like this: Stage 1, slight aggression to others and more ranting about politics, hard to see at first. Stage 2, more aggression and starts to have a political ideology switch, more noticeable. Stage 3, large aggression and complete political ideology switch, commonly rants about politics, incredibly noticeable.
They are possible mutations where it stunts at Stage 1 or very early Stage 1 however suddenly bumps up to Stage 3.
The only cure for this is to convince them to play a better game while they are in Stage 1 or early Stage 2, if they are in Stage 3, it is impossible to cure them.
Person 1: Hey have you heard that Person 3 has gotten Para-Pox?
Person 2: Yeah I feel really bad that he's gonna have no bitches for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Yeah it's fucked.
Person 2: Yeah I feel really bad that he's gonna have no bitches for the rest of his life.
Person 1: Yeah it's fucked.
by TheSurrealTree May 20, 2022
The sickness you get after going to a big convention. Symptoms vary wildly, but all stem from being around hundreds of people in a confined space for long time.
"Why didn't you come into work today?"
"I went to Vidcon last week and got Pax Pox. I've had a stomach ache since Sunday"
"ah dude that sucks, I dodged the Pax Pox this year"
"lucky"
"I went to Vidcon last week and got Pax Pox. I've had a stomach ache since Sunday"
"ah dude that sucks, I dodged the Pax Pox this year"
"lucky"
by TheDimensionist February 25, 2021
by Rev Nugget November 06, 2019
By engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse you increase your chances of contracting Fuck Pox. Using birth control such as condoms is not a guarantee against contracting Fuck Pox.
by Dr. Reginold Goldstein August 11, 2011
by Ya boy Dirty September 11, 2022
A deadly disease found throughout the galaxy. It can be spread through saliva, fur-transplants and "wookiee-juice." It effects Kashyyykians, Ewoks, Daggets, Cookie-Monsters, Earth-squirrels and Tribbles, amongst others.
Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.
Symptoms may include hairy bumps near the hindquarters, kidney lice, discoloration of hairballs and aggressive stools.
We had to put Muffet down because, after weeks of suffering through Wookiee-Pox, he couldn't recover.
by Captain_RibMan July 07, 2011