poulton

A beautiful, sweet, sometimes annoying person, who can joke without being told-off.

Usually sarcastic

Woah shes really sweet.. oh she must be a Poulton.

by wepi October 29, 2017

Poultry

A sub genre of meat consisting of animals that have wings and feathers, which includes chicken, duck, goose, turkey, quail, game hen, pigeon and others. Best served after being deep fried, grilled, barbecued or compressed into nugget form and then deep fried (chicken and turkey definitely, other birds, maybe not so much)

Make sure you buy lots of poultry, there's shitloads of people coming to the barbecue tomorrow

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018

pounet

A pounet is a doggo that is very thicc and likes to chew ears. This boi is very fluffy and gives good hugs. He is sometimes refered to as the bestest boi but can sometimes pee on the couch. This is particularly annoying when you want to sit down and die. However the pounet's fur is very annoying to maintain on a daily basis because of his thiccness. He is fronch and his favorite food involves baguettes, me, and ears.

Oh damn that pounet is so thicc
Give me that pounet, I must graille him
Pounet! Fetch that baguette

by Big Fat Chungus January 26, 2021

Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.

"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."

by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010

Post Poultry Depression

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.

Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."

by Chael67 March 2, 2011

Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.

There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.

by Christobon August 8, 2014

poletti

An old italian slang word, poletti is used to describe a flacid penis

I wanted to fuck him last night, but when he unzipped he had a poletti.

by ALCsurvivor September 27, 2012