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Harry Potter

A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.
Dude: Harry Potter's gay.
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!
by Clippy August 30, 2003
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Post-Potter Psychosis

The Act of going on any sort of spree (Vandalism, Killing, Sexual, Screaming) after realising that you have just read the 7th and last Harry Potter book, and there will be no more.
Did you hear about the Massacre in that school down in Yorkshire? she killed 206 people with a broomstick with razorwire for bristles. Aparently, it was Post-Potter Psychosis. I blame Manhunt 2, but nevermind.
by Rossyboy8 August 4, 2007
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Lily Potter

AKA: Lily Evans or just Evans.

Dearly departed mum to the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter. Original bearer of the greener than green eyes, and defender of those who cannot/do not defend themselves, such as Severus Snape. Dear wife of James Potter. Murdered protecting her son from the dark Lord Voldemort. Bestower of the protection curse on Harry. A tad one dimensional.
"Hello, I'm Lily Potter, practically perfect in every way."
by Charm March 19, 2004
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Harry Potter

Well written books. All of you who think it sucks are obviously illiterate.
kid 1:omGAH! i so coo i dun read no hurry pota!

kid 2:no, your just a dumbass.
by Yo mama! January 16, 2005
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e-pottering

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).
Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.
by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009
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Harry Potter Hang over

when you wake up in the morning after a midnight showing of Harry Potter with one or more of the following symptoms:

throbbing headache, intense excitement, need to talk to everyone about the movie, post-potter depression, and sore muscles from standing/sitting/lying down in line
and of course extreme sleepiness
Man, I don't know if I'll be able to go to school today, I have a Harry Potter Hang over.

Rachelle is falling asleep on her desk, yet she has a huge grin on her face and is trying to talk to me about the movie, yet Bria who hasn't yet seen the movie is telling her to be quiet. She must have a Harry Potter hang over.
by HotHipsOfShaki November 23, 2010
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harry potter kid

A kid who is obsessed with Harry Potter and thinks that they are a wizard.
Harry Potter Kid: Wheeee! Look at me! I'm a wizard.
Me: Suure you are... *runs away*
by americanbeauty August 12, 2007
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